Joke me something awful...

So i read this bulletin on Myspace today about a "sport" in Norway and Canada where they HIT SEALS OVER THE HEAD WITH SHOVELS or whatever else they can find. It's sick, this may sound like a fucking loud of crap but there are pictures. This has given me a whole new perspective on animal cruelty so im thinking about becoming a vegeterian or atleast giving up some animal products. Think of it this way: Those seal killers were doing this FOR FUN!, but imagine how much pain animals have to endure when there's money involved with the slaughter. I dont know half ( hell more than half) of you guys on Buzznet, but please if you care about seals and animals in general DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

 

 

~ KaTiE<3

First I would be gently awakened by the sound of Patrick singing my name ( he's sucha little gentleman). Next he would carry me into the kitchen where a chorus of "Hello Katie" by Pete, Joe, Andy, and Gerard Way ( why oh why did he cut his hair?) would greet me. After that Andy would whine for his Shredded Wheats while Pete would try to get Joe to stop playing with his food. After breakfast we would stroll down-town to go window shopping where Pete and Gerard would insist on buying me every single article of lingerie we passed ( lol i make me giggle). after window shopping we would go to Burger King and make fun of the cashiers who are forced to wear those funny uniforms and Patrick and I would take turns throwing french fries at them. Later we would all play hopscotch and  laugh as Andy tripped and fell on his cute lil face. Then we would return home and decide that it would be a good idea to play trivial pursuit which Joe will win becuase he once again cheats. Gerard will then sweep off my feet and kiss me for alas he has to leave *sigh*. We will eventually drift off to sleep but Patrick will first insist that we watch Desperate Houswives with him so that he doesnt feel lonely ( Bree Vandecamp scares him ). after that nonsense the actually sleeping process will begin and we all dream about eachother (  but mostly me..ha ha).

 

THE END.

p.s. that wasnt my best..tell me watchu think and i promise i wont say "whatchu" again.

"So kiss me goodbye, honey im gonna make it out alive so kiss me goodbye i can see the venom in yor eyes" betcha cant tell me what song thats from!

STOP SENDING ME FUCKING CHAINLETTERS!!!!!!! lol just kidding but not really i hate those things!!!!

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Has anyone ever heard of a band called Cute Is What We Aim For ? Theyre no Fall Out Boy but theyre a great band!

                        Hand of God ~ by Fall Out Boy.

Been gone more days this year than I have been home
Trading friends for trips to the coast
This hotel room feels more like a tomb

Been gone more days this year than I have been home
Trading friends for trips to the coast
This hotel room feels more like a tomb

It's not gossip if it's the truth
I'm sick of always writing songs for you to slit your wrists to

So which is it: the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?
Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?

Hand over my heart, gun to my head
I swear to God I'm through with this
I am the worst liar I know
                     

  It's not gossip if it's the truth
I'm sick of always writing songs for you to slit your wrists to

So which is it: the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?
Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?
Which is it: the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?
Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?

(So which is it?) So which is it? Which is it? (So which is it?)
(So which is it?) So which is it? Which is it? (So which is it?)
(So which is it?) So which is it? Which is it? (So which is it?)
(So which is it?) So which is it? Which is it?

Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?
Which is it: the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?
Who's the girl? Is this truth or is he writing fiction?

(Been gone more days this year than I have been home)
(Been gone more days this year than I have been home)

Well to start the day off we would all slowly stumble into the kitchen. Pete and Joe would take turns feeding Patrick his Apple Jacks. Next Andy would sophisticatedly drink his coffe ( black- plain n' simple ). Then the doorbell would ring and i would jump up too answer it. When i open the door it would be none other than Tyson Ritter! After breakfast was over we would break out the cards and play a very competetive game of UNO, wich Joe will win because he is a cheater. After that we'll all read Dr.Suess books and watch cartoons. After all of THAT fun stuff, we'll take a bus to the movie theater where we will see some boring movie that we dont even know the name of and have frequent anonymous makeout sessions throughout the film. After the movie Pete will INSIST that we go into starbucks and get him a latte because he's a baby. We will then head home and put Andy down for a nap. While he's sleeping we'll listen to The Hush Sound and eat cheerios. When Andy wakes up we'll all play hide and go seek which Joe will once again win becuase he cheats. As the day finally come to an end we'll randomly make out again and Tyson will go home, then we'll fall asleep (convieniently in the same bed lol jk). THE END

p.s. Its dumb I know.

Well first, we would all wake up and do random jumping jacks, then for no particular reason at all Joe and Andy would start singing Irish folk songs. Patrick, Pete and I would then take the time to laugh at them and then walk into the livingroom where we would be greeted by Brendon Urie and William Beckett. After that we would all eat Pancakes and share war stories even tough none of us have actually ever taken part in a war. Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers dont count becuase we all know that Pete wouldnt hit a girl. Next, we would all skip merrily down the street holding hands and eating ice cream. Then after all of that nonsense is over would walk to the park and take turns pushing Patrick on the swing and then laugh at Andy as he builds a sand castle and Joe kicks it down ( those kids!) Then we would merrily skip back up the street. Once we got home we would watch Oprah and then complain about how we wish we were as cool as she was. William Beckett would then choke on a grape and I would have to give him mouth to mouth. Pete would yell " Hey thats not fair" and Brendon would yell : Yeah she's MY Girlfriend" which would immediatley start a cat-fight. Patrick won (He crushed them with his voice.) After that I would give Patrick a victory kiss. then Brendon and William would say  " Well we had better go Katie, Your hottness is melting my face and we cant be around you anymore." Then Joe, Pete, andy, and Patrick would simultaneously say " Good more for us!". And then we would all fall asleep while watching reruns of Full House. The End.

p.s. I am not trying to copy off of that other girl who makes these thingies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave me comments and maybe ill post for real later.